I saw another one yesterday. A LinkedIn profile with that unmistakable aesthetic: MacBook perfectly angled, artisanal latte strategically placed, subject gazing thoughtfully into the middle distance like they're contemplating the future of tech. The caption? "CEO & Founder | Building the Future | Disruptor."
Their company had three employees. All contractors. The "office" was a WeWork hot desk.
Here's the thing that bothers me about these staged coffee shop entrepreneur photos: they've become the 2025 version of the MLM hun aesthetic. Remember those? The carefully curated posts about "being your own boss" while hawking leggings from their kitchen table? Same energy, different props.
The Performance of Entrepreneurship
Real entrepreneurs I know don't have time for elaborate photoshoots in coffee shops. They're too busy dealing with payroll issues, arguing with their co-founder about product roadmap, or frantically fixing a bug before a client demo.
Take Jessica, who runs a legitimate B2B SaaS company with 40 employees and $8M in revenue. When she needed to update her headshot last quarter, she did it during lunch because that was literally the only free hour in her week. No coffee shop. No MacBook prop. Just a clean, professional photo that said "I run a real company and don't have time for nonsense."
The coffee shop photoshoot signals something specific: you're more invested in looking like an entrepreneur than actually being one. It's cosplay for LinkedIn. It's the business equivalent of renting a Lamborghini for Instagram photos.
Why This Aesthetic Became Cringe
The coffee shop entrepreneur photo became popular around 2015-2017. Back then, remote work was novel, and showing yourself working from anywhere felt innovative. Steve Jobs wore turtlenecks and worked from garages, so surely working from a trendy cafe with exposed brick made you the next visionary, right?
But like all aesthetic trends, it got copied to death. Now when I see that MacBook-and-latte composition, my brain immediately categorizes it alongside other performance art: the "hustle culture" LinkedIn posts, the "5am club" humble brags, the "I closed a deal on the toilet" stories.
What changed? The coffee shop photo went from being authentic documentation of how some people actually worked to becoming a staged signal that screams "I want you to think I'm successful more than I want to actually be successful."
The MLM Parallel Nobody Talks About
Here's what makes these photos give off MLM hun energy: they're optimizing for the appearance of success rather than actual success.
MLM distributors post photos of their "office" (kitchen table), their "team meetings" (upline recruiting calls), their "income" (before expenses and returns). They're selling the dream of entrepreneurship while barely breaking even.
The coffee shop entrepreneur photo does the same thing. It sells the aesthetic of startup life without the substance. It says "look at my lifestyle" not "look at what I've built."
I've reviewed thousands of professional profiles while building my business, and here's the pattern: the more elaborate the lifestyle photoshoot, the less impressive the actual business metrics. The inverse is also true. The most successful founders I know have straightforward, no-nonsense headshots because they're busy running companies, not staging photo ops.
What Real Credibility Looks Like
According to research from Harvard Business School, authentic leadership and genuine self-presentation are critical to business success and stakeholder trust. The research found that employees' perception of authentic leadership serves as the strongest predictor of job satisfaction and positively impacts work-related attitudes. Leaders who present themselves authentically rather than aspirationally build stronger professional relationships and more sustainable businesses.
Investors see through this stuff immediately. Sarah Chen, a partner at a mid-sized VC firm, told me she automatically red-flags founders whose entire online presence is lifestyle content. "If your LinkedIn looks like an influencer's Instagram, I assume you're more interested in being internet-famous than building a real business. Show me traction, not lattes."
Real credibility comes from substance, not staging. Your headshot should communicate competence, professionalism, and trustworthiness. It shouldn't look like you're trying to convince yourself you're an entrepreneur.
The Vision Board Problem
The core issue with coffee shop entrepreneur photos is that they're aspirational rather than actual. Your headshot isn't supposed to be a vision board of who you want to become. It's supposed to represent who you are right now, professionally.
When you stage an elaborate lifestyle photo to project "successful entrepreneur," you're essentially admitting that your actual work isn't impressive enough on its own. You're compensating with aesthetics because you lack substance.
Compare this to how established professionals approach headshots. They're not trying to signal anything beyond "I'm competent and you can trust me to do the job." A senior partner at McKinsey doesn't need to photograph themselves in front of a whiteboard covered in strategy frameworks. A successful real estate agent doesn't need to pose in front of a "SOLD" sign. Their work speaks for itself.
The staged entrepreneur photo reveals insecurity. It says "please believe I'm successful" rather than letting the work demonstrate success.
What Actually Works for Entrepreneurs
If you're building a real business and need a professional headshot, here's what actually works:
Clean, professional, straightforward. You don't need props or locations that "tell a story." Your LinkedIn summary and experience section tell the story. Your headshot just needs to show your face clearly and professionally.
Context-appropriate backgrounds. A neutral background or clean office setting works better than trying to signal your lifestyle. Save the coffee shop content for Instagram if you must post it at all.
Confidence without performance. The difference between confidence and performance is subtle but crucial. Confident people don't need to convince you they're successful. They just are. Your headshot should reflect quiet competence, not loud aspiration.
Consistency across platforms. Real professionals use the same professional headshot across LinkedIn, company website, and business materials. They're not constantly updating with new lifestyle content because they're too busy actually working.
Marcus, who genuinely built a profitable consulting firm from scratch, updated his headshot once in five years. "I'm the same person doing the same work," he said. "Why would I need constant new photos unless I was trying to project a lifestyle rather than run a business?"
The Alternative to Lifestyle Theater
I get it. You want to stand out. You want to signal that you're innovative, forward-thinking, different from the corporate drones. But here's the uncomfortable truth: staging lifestyle photos doesn't make you different. It makes you identical to thousands of other people trying to look like entrepreneurs.
You know what actually makes you stand out? Building something real. Having actual customers. Generating actual revenue. Solving actual problems.
Your online presence should support that work, not substitute for it. If you've written thoughtful content about your industry, if you've built something people want to pay for, if you've assembled a team that respects you—that's what creates credibility. The headshot is just a professional marker, not a marketing campaign for your personal brand.
This connects to something I've written about before regarding authentic versus performative professional presentation. The professionals who succeed long-term are the ones who focus on substance over style, competence over aesthetics.
When the Performance Backfires
The coffee shop entrepreneur aesthetic doesn't just fail to impress—it actively hurts credibility with the people who matter. Potential clients, investors, and quality job candidates can smell the performance from miles away.
I've seen founders lose funding opportunities because their online presence looked more "influencer" than "operator." I've watched talented people turn down job offers because the founder's LinkedIn gave off strong "this person is more interested in their personal brand than building a company" vibes.
The performance backfires because it signals misaligned priorities. If you're spending time on elaborate photoshoots and aesthetic curation, you're not spending that time on product development, customer acquisition, or team building. People recognize this tradeoff intuitively.
Just Be a Professional
Here's my advice: stop trying to look like an entrepreneur and just be one. Get a clean, professional headshot that shows your face clearly. Use it consistently. Then get back to work building your actual business.
Your credibility should come from what you've accomplished, not how you've staged your MacBook. The entrepreneurs worth emulating are too busy building actual companies to perform entrepreneurship for LinkedIn.
Save the coffee shop for actually working. Or, you know, just drinking coffee. That's what it's there for.
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